REMOVING CLOTHES:

With partner's consent.........12	 Without partner's consent......187

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:

Shoes flew off.................35	Birds sang:
Expression didn't change.......0.5	Large Birds.....................7
Orchestra swelled..............6	Small Birds.....................3
Earth moved....................30

UNHOOKING BRA:

Using two calm hands...........7	Using one trembling hand........96

GETTING INTO BED:

Lifting partner................15	Dragging partner along floor....16   
Using skateboard...............3

PULLING OUT:

After orgasm...................0.25	A few moments before orgasm.....500

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:

For normal healthy man.........2.25	Losing erection.................0.25    
Searching for it...............115

PENIS ENVY:

For woman......................3	For men........................72

PUTTING ON CONDOM:

With erection.................1.25	Without erection.i..............300

GUILT:

Despite no formal training,orgasm comes easily,naturally...............53
You're enjoying sex,despite the fact that other people are starving....2
Sex on your lunch hour.................................................3
Putting it on expense account..........................................20

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:

If the woman who does it is       	If a man does it...............680     
  Experienced.....................6             
  Inexperienced...................73

 Add (5) calories for retrieving it from across the room.

AGGRAVATION:

Partner keeps showing plants................................5
Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay.........14
Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time..................62 
Partner is taking phone calls...............................7
Partner is making phone calls...............................40

POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:

 Italian- Man on top,woman in kitchen.......................26  
 Russian- Woman on bottom, Man getting permission...........55
 American- Both on top......................................60

GETTING CAUGHT:

By partner's spouse...............60	 By your spouse..................60.5
Trying to explain.................165	Trying to remain calm............100
Leaping out of bed................25	Getting dressed in one motion....300
Thanking partner quickly..........2

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE:

Bouncing..........................7	Sliding around...................9   
Serious skidding..................12	Whiplash.........................27

ORGASM:

Real..............................27	Faked............................160