I was removing a wine glass from the dishwasher when it decided to end it's own life in a shower of insanely sharp fragments. Unfortunately, they must've been coated with Kryptonite or something, because my normally impenetrable hide was quickly compromised.
About four quarts of blood came out of that 1" slit. Hard to believe. What's the old quote I heard? "So much blood from such a little hole..." Anyway, it's pretty anti-climactic when one looks at the finished result. Even though they shot it up with lidocaine when they were doing the stitches, it still hurt like a mother.
I dashed off to the place where one goes to get stitches done, and they did a pretty good job of stitching up my hand.
. They also gave me the most ridiculous dressing I've ever seen. I feel like a less masculine version of Michael Jackson with this silly dressing.

Oh well, at least I didn't sever any nerves or anything.