Research

My senior paper, Genesis of a Serial Killer, a work proposing that Serial Killers are actually addicted to fantasy.


General Spouting

HOW could this happen?!?. Alternately, how can we prevent this?
--> Oh, he's so dreeeeeeeeamy! My brush with fandom and Bruce Campbell.
Have you wondered how much of your brain you're using? Look here
Hmmm, not even Slashdot can drive up My hitrate
I recently went to the renaissance festival
Barbara Mandrell Air Pistols? Why not the Tipper Gore Big Bore? Check here for more information.

Reviews!

Another $3 down the tubes when I rented this video
Bad Movie Rental Night--McHale's Navy. Overall grade: B-

I disavow this all

This is terribly tasteless and insulting humor in which I'm sure I had absolutely no part whatsoever.

A solution to our nation's poverty
Origins of Iscachickology
Scent Diffusion Properties of the Iscachick
The Zen of Iscachickology
Tired of punks riding motorcycles without helmets? Me TOO!

I used to have a link to a page demanding the end of breast implants, et al. I've since removed that page. Pam Anderson (one of the two targets of my page) has had her implants removed, and I think most people looking at the page were saying, "DAMN, she's HOT!" rather than listening to what I said. If you've come in search of tittilation, go search on Brittney Spears on Google or something.